Best.
Bird.
Ever.
omg
BURD
That is no bird.
It’s a weird feathery fish creature.
It looks like a puppet there ha ha
AM I A BIRD OR AM I A MUPPET?!
(Source: tumblingteguru, via nooby-banana)
SPARKLES.
My friend sent me this link here: http://ghiblicon.blogspot.co.uk/2013/04/breaking-disney-to-acquire-studio.html and scared me to death before I realized it was a joke.
But it got me thinking about Disney’s new Merida controversy and I couldn’t help myself.
Hah I think my Ringling buddies will appreciate this!
oh my god this is perfect except she forgot to do the crappy airbrush shading.
I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING THIS HARD
holy crap i love this so much thank you Andrea
All I want is an episode of My Little Pony where the antagonist is male pony with a fedora cutie mark who goes around harassing everyone for pursuing their own interests instead of dating him and then the mane 6 use the elements of harmony to banish him to an actual place called the friendzone and where he is kept prisoner until he learns to appreciate having girls as friends and see them as actual people.
(via nooby-banana)
illegal immigrants? you mean white people
except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created.
did you actually just say white people created society in america
(via thesunwillshineagain)
when i’m sad i just think about the time someone described benedict cumberbatch as “the middle stage on an animorph cover.”
(via pollums)
I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires.
“whats a movie”
(via kimberbatch)
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So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
(via foxboros)
“I could’ve sworn I heard you say that.”
(Source: whichisnone, via goddamnhella)
The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.
This is literally a post I cannot not reblog.
(Source: goo.gl, via nooby-banana)
